ALWAYS A WOMAN



The sleeve of Duncan's robe droops into the butter on your toast. The robe is not at all your style, but considering the circumstances, you will make it do. You fold the sleeve back, but the crushed terrycloth doesn't hold. You shake it up towards your shoulder and try to make the best of it.

You've been alive too long to easily confuse form for power, but the worn bathrobe makes you feel, well, a bit inadequate--especially in front of Amanda--although you would die a thousand and one painful deaths before you would confess such a thing to her.

The robe is not made to flatter flesh, although to your annoyance, you have to wonder if works on Duncan better than it does on you. You tell yourself that true power comes from the mind, not from the corporeal, and with renewed confidence, you reach out for your cup. The sleeve droops toward the toast again, but this time you're ready and you raise your arm in time.

You do hope that your clothes will be dry soon.

"Your clothes will be done in about another hour," says Amanda, returning to the table. "Denim takes extra time to dry."

Amanda's eyes play over you, laughing as you wallow in Mac's robe. With you or at you, you never know. After five thousand years, you are pretty good at reading men and at reading foes of any gender, but women--real women as women--are another story altogether. You are not sure that there is enough time in all of immortality to understand them.

You jerk your head backward, toward the open bedroom door. "Keep it down."

"Mac's still asleep?"

"He didn't get much last night." Why do you sound so defensive?

"Well, neither did you or I, and he's the youngest one of the bunch." Her voice is flip, but lowered almost to a whisper and she is careful not to make noise repositioning the chair as she joins you at the table.

She takes the last piece of toast.

"I was going to eat that."

She shrugs and smiles and munches with a hearty gusto that speaks volumes in its wordlessness.



There is a certain irony, you reflect as you sip your tepid tea. As Adam Pierson you were privy to hidden details of her life, yet you have no earthly idea what she really thinks of you. Oh, she's told you, of course, but she lies with the easy ingenuousness of a bright child at play, who unconsciously hides the line between truth and make-believe until she can no longer find it again when she tries.

For example, you knew about the troop of soldiers she sent to death by wooing the order-courier with her eyes. Nothing she could be convicted of in court, but yes, he killed them all the same. One hundred fifty--no, one hundred forty nine soldiers were slain. It's not fair to count the courier's first death. Sure, she killed him too, but if they come back, you figure that makes it a wash.

A dozen times you almost told her about it yourself, but you the words stuck on your dry tongue each time. Since Fielding appeared, you are so glad you were not the one to do the deed. As he evinced, that would have been cruelty draped in the robes of pragmatism, and the world has already endured far too much of that disguise. She was--still is--the only person breathing on this earth who has ever seen you cry, and you supposed that merited some consideration.

A very great deal, in fact.




"You died for me; I won't forget that," She'd said in those sickly hours of your failure before your plane left for Geneva and Alexa.

You crossed your arms before your chest. "I had to. I had to stay to find a way to get the stone."

Amanda is not one to give in. "You could have been killed dead; they knew how to do it." He'd never told her how close he had come to what he almost did to her. Perhaps there is a divine justice after all.

"Amanda, it was a bullet; I'd take dozens of them, even cheerfully die a few times if it would get you out of my hair." You aimed for blase, paused, and continued with what you trusted was just the right punctuation for effect. "But I won't lose my head over you."

Amanda rolled her eyes. The problem with immortality is that one tended to run out of fresh punch lines.

You hoped she'd heard the joke and not the lie, but things hadn't been going your way recently and Amanda is no fool. Apparently that favor was too much to ask. She spent days not believing you when you all but begged her to, but then she saw straight through you to the truth that could, in the end, cost you everything.

She kissed you, then. Not like she kisses Mac, but like she meant it all the same.



You glance through the doorway to Mac, where he still sleeps in the hopeless tangle of sheets. You aren't accustomed to wanting things you cannot obtain, but that seems to have changed as well.

Amanda is nothing if not effective.

That day you raised your sword to her neck, driven by pure, unfettered rage for the first time in.... Well, you can't remember when. That she could make you so without even trying terrifies you. Rage makes one strong, but also blind and stupid and that is a classic recipe for self-destruction.

You don't intend to let anyone take your head, but if someone does, you would much prefer it be despite your best efforts and not because of them.

The secret of longevity is to always be thinking--to maintain control of oneself no matter how circumstances blow around you. Especially the more they blow. Anyone who can make you forget that is more dangerous than the immortal wielding a tangible blade.


Minutes later you'd fallen unarmed into her embrace and let her hold you like you needed. And the truth is, you did die for her. Temporarily, albeit, but your heart was in it--alive and hurting like it hadn't been in dozens of centuries. And if they had used that bullet to buy a chance to take your head, well, so be it. You owed her something in reciprocity for what you had been all-too-ready to do to her.

You think that thought likely stuns you even more than it does her.

No, women never had been your thing. One might think that a smart guy would learn. Sixty-eight marriages, and not a damned sight closer than the day that you were born.

And yet, some people do say that sixty-nine is a lucky number. Maybe if you play your cards right....

She brings out the best and the worst in you, you note. Perhaps they are two sides of the same extreme. At least you hope that that moment was the worst you still can be. For all of your sakes, you fervently hope that you get no worse than that.






"Tea?"

"Hm?" It appears that you missed something.

"I may have a few centuries to spare, but I'd rather not spend all of them holding this damned pot." Her voice is still soft, but distinctly less patient now.

"Thanks." You extend your cup. Maybe it's time to move on. It's impossible to get a decent pot of tea anywhere but England or China; at least you two agree on that. It's not much, but it's a start, and tea's important. It's been the lubricant of choice for hundreds of billions of social affairs around the globe...and it's torn at least one country apart.

Powerful stuff, that.





You've met her before, though you didn't know it at the time. It wasn't like you were properly introduced. "Adam" found the recounting some time ago and the rest came roaring back. The chronicles say it was 847. That sounds right about right, although amidst the drama of the Norse, that night was merely a blip.

It was a typical cold and foggy English night. You felt a pre-immortal somewhere near. Curious, for future reference, you searched the street and alley. You saw a shapeless shadow.

From the voice, you heard it was a girl.

"ere, now, sir. I 'ave something you need." She lifted her stained skirts clear up to her forehead. You never saw her face

You came toward her and seized her wrist. Her body was nothing then; you wanted to memorize her face. But quicker than lightning, she raised her knee. You fell. She cut loose your purse with a bodice dagger and slashed your side in the process. You doubt that it was out of carelessness; the gash is too deep for that. As the wound sealed itself, you listened to her laughter and watched her back as her running footsteps faded away. Your shirt was ruined as well as your night.


Women never have been your thing.

Twelve hundred years and things haven't changed much. She is still tempting you with paradise, and when you reach back for it, she kicks you in the balls for pure delight.

And you keep coming back for more, to her--and him. Duncan and Amanda. Amanda and Duncan. You need to think of them together when you consider the problem at all. If it weren't for the one, there would be no problem at all--at least, that's what you tell yourself at night. Not for the first time, you wonder which of you has the real behavioral dysfunction, or if this kind of wound ever seals itself, even for--especially for--immortals.

Infinite time can bring infinite joy, but also infinite pain.




She pours with grace. She does everything with grace. Whatever else, you must acknowledge that. You watch the curve of her arm and the wave of the wrist as the tea seems to pour from an extension of her body and not from a separate thing at all.

You accept the offering; it is much better warm. Powerful stuff, that is. You thank her, since you are both being so polite today.




Love wasn't something you thought of much. Before Alexa, you hardly thought of it at all in hundreds of years. But Alexa reminded you that there is no point in not dying if you don't intend to live, and you would not dare to trivialize her memory by eschewing that lesson now.

After all these hundreds of centuries, you probably lost out only by a couple years. If you had acted before they reunited this most recent time... Well, there is no point in rehashing all that now. You have too much perspective to fail to see the black humor in the irony; you have too much humanity to be able to find it funny yourself.





"Do you want anything?"

"Pardon?" She has risen and is standing beside you now. You search to play back what she said.

"I'm going out; can I get you anything?"

Your face must give away your thoughts. Amanda rolls her eyes. "Shopping, you know, like, with money. Francs."

Reflexively you reach to check your wallet. Of course it's not there; you're wearing Duncan's robe.

"My money," she stresses. "Honestly, don't you trust me yet?"

"Not like that," you say.

She beams. "Good ! I like to keep you on your toes.

"I'll make it a surprise," she adds. She runs her fingers through your hair and kisses the top of your head. Then she takes her coat and designer matching pocketbook, and before you can say "immortal," she is gone.




You check your watch. Your clothes won't be dry yet. You decide that a little more practice never hurts and you cross the floor to retrieve your sword prepared to head topside.

As you do, you glance to their cabin. Mac sleeps with one arm thrown out, as if saving the spot for its owner's return. He looks so peaceful--beautiful. The sound carries straight down from the top deck. No, you won't risk waking him.

You drop your sword and take up the couch instead. Sleep is not nearly so elusive as you had suspected





You wake to the shock of something landing on your middle. You startle and reach for your sword, which isn't there.

"Nice," she says.

Grabbing the edges of the robe, you cover yourself.

"The jeans, I meant," she said, holding them up. "Although that's not half bad either. You're finally developing a sense of style."

You gather yourself. It was your shirt, now fresh and dry, that she tossed onto your stomach. You sit up and work it on, taking care with the lower half of the robe.

"I have style," you say.

"Yeah, but it's from the last decade." She tosses the jeans and your briefs over to join the shirt.

As you prepare for the acrobatics of changing beneath the robe, she goes to over to Mac in the bed and turns her back. Now you have your privacy, which was what you wanted, right?

As you dress, you realize what was nagging you. She came in and walked right up to you, and you didn't wake to the sense of her presence.

That is not a survival trait.

It alarms you how familiar you have become with her--with her and Duncan. It is so easy--so tempting--to forget the lessons of a lifetime. You have spent that lifetime fine-tuning how not to die. It had not occurred to you to decide how you wanted to live. All this has sapped your faith in what you thought you knew. Five thousand years of training have been eroded by a measly three.

If it's true that in the end, there can be only one, before there can be only one, there must be only three. And the end may be a very, very, very long time away. They are immortals; they can wait as long as they care to.

Duncan he is sure of, but Amanda, it's only if she wants.

And before there can be only one, there must be only two. You think of all the permutations of that conclusion and what they mean, and you no longer know what it is that you want. The one who is left standing will be ultimately alone and you are no longer sure that you would consider that to be a win.

These are dangerous thoughts to have, for the body follows wherever the mind leads--not always to the body's good.

Perhaps it is time for you to leave.

"Methos." Duncan stands in the bedroom doorway, pushing the retreating sleep away with a hand across his face. "I forgot to tell you; I saw Walter Graham in town yesterday."

"Who's Walter Graham?" asked Amanda.

"It's a long story," said Duncan. "Better let Methos tell it." He stands aside, ushering you in. He sits on the edge of the bed, leaving a blatant space for you.

It is a long story, but one thing you have in abundance is time. You drop your coat and sword on the couch and go to them.

Maybe you'll leave tomorrow.




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