FIRST KISS




Acidqueen was wondering about Spock & McCoy's first kiss. That is an odd coincidence, as it so happens that on the first anniversary of the first time they'd…well, whatever the current euphemism is for that act is, McCoy'd been wondering the exact same thing.

Long past the end of their official shift, Spock and McCoy were still at work at a bench in the biolab, McCoy performing the fairly automatic task of adding reagents one drop at a time and swirling until the precipitation point. At his elbow, Spock dictated notes on the trials into a biocomp. Not the most exciting anniversary McCoy had ever had--not that he expected otherwise. If Vulcans paid any attention to anniversary dates--which seemed unlikely--they probably thought of it in Vulcan years which would put it several months from now. Still, McCoy was hoping for a nice dinner together, toasting the past year over a nice sippin' whiskey, a little lovin', and a whole lot o' sex.

A little conversation would be nice, too. He glanced to Spock, who droned on--oblivious--into the biocomp.

Aside from bored, McCoy was feeling a little nostalgic, more than a little romantic and a whole lot of that overwhelming sense of near-suffocating joy that one gets when found unexpectedly by love when one had pretty much written off that possibility forever.

As McCoy's hands dropped and swirled, his mind wandered to his hopes for how the night would end. He reviewed the possibilities including all the things they'd done already and the even more things they had talked about but not gotten around to yet. This made him significantly more than a little horny, which being both uncomfortable and distracting, is not a good thing when working with chemicals even in a rote and mindless way.

Forcing his mind away from… well, from whatever you care to call that stuff he'd been thinking about--it doesn't matter; actions not only speak louder than words; they can be a lot more fun-- he tried the marginally safer subject of trying to recall the first time they'd kissed

It wasn't the first time they'd made love. That had been tentative and awkward (at least until near the end, when it had just been plain mind-blowing!) enough for the both of them without McCoy presuming to press that kind of intimacy on Spock as well. And as for what Spock was thinking at the time, who knew? Lying together afterward, McCoy felt it would be childish to ask for it or to press his desire for something so banal considering how close to perfect he felt otherwise.

It wasn't the next few times they'd made love either. While it may not be true that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, it is true that after certain age most creatures fall rapidly into habits and routine.

So McCoy got it in his head that Vulcans--or at least Spock--didn't kiss like Humans did and that wasn't going to happen, which was disappointing, but far from his biggest disappointment in life…or even that week. God knows what Spock was thinking, but the end result was that at the beginning they didn't mouth kiss--during sex or any other time.

When things changed and they did, McCoy realized the difference between feeling close to perfect and feeling perfect.

And Spock did too.

So there on their first anniversary, McCoy was feeling all warm and squishy trying to remember when was the first time they kissed, but the past year had kind of all blended together into a warm, squishy mix, and he discovered that he couldn't recall.

So he asked Mr. Know-It-All.

Spock replied that he couldn't remember either, which led to a smart-ass remark about green-blooded people who claim to have such superior mental faculties, which led to an aloof rejoinder about his faculties being reserved for important things, which ordinarily would have led to a colorful string of expletives leaving anyone within earshot (except for one, who would be smiling on the inside, though only one other person would know it) trying not to crack-up. But on this anniversary day with McCoy feeling all goofy and about fifteen years old, the remark actually stung, and instead it led to a real fight right there in the middle of the biolab which left the bystanders confused about what the hell was going on with them now.

Heaven only knows what Spock was thinking.

McCoy stomped off to their quarters. By the time he arrived he'd already cooled off and was a quite embarrassed and still more than a little hurt--but that's an occupational hazard of falling for Vulcans: Even the half-Human ones aren't Human, and it's a mistake to interpret their reactions and responses in a Human light. But mostly he was horny, uncomfortable and pissed-off that it didn't look like he was going to be getting any tonight. The frustration of thinking about what he apparently wasn't going to get made him even more horny: Wasn't it just like that bloody hobgoblin to manage to piss him off from half-way across the ship?

Trying to turn his resources to something more useful, he sat down at the computer. Soon he decided that there was nothing that couldn't wait--although there was something in front of the computer (down and in front of the computer…down and in front of the computer and inside his trousers) that didn't want to wait, so he shut off the machine and headed back to the biolab to eat crow. Never any fun, but the quickest route to getting other things eaten and getting to eat other things, so…

Just before he reached the door sensor, it opened and Spock strode in.

"Spock--"

McCoy smiled, but Spock didn't. Ignoring the fly and fastener, with one motion he stripped McCoy's pants down to mid-thigh (to the regrettable detriment of said pants) and shoved him face-first flat against the bulkhead, barely giving McCoy enough time to arrange his necessaries so as not to be squashed. Restraining McCoy's wrists easily with one hand and using the other to unseal his own trousers, Spock nudged purposefully up against McCoy's ass.

McCoy squirmed against the bulkhead, but Spock pressed his body weight full against him and held them both still.

"Yes?" Spock breathed hot into the crook of McCoy's neck

At Spock's tone, McCoy's dick pulsed even harder. He tried to get a little friction going against the wall, but Spock had him trapped.

"Dear God, yes, and hurry, you--"

Then Spock was inside of him, and a embarrassingly short time later McCoy blew his load so hard he was afraid he'd choked up a piece of lung or ejaculated out an essential organ--or both. Trusting Spock to catch him, he let his legs give way, but Spock was otherwise occupied, and they both tumbled to the deck, McCoy bumping his left elbow with a sharp word.

Then Spock was on top of him, kissing deeply enough to reach any lung McCoy might have left and rubbing his dick frantically against McCoy's thigh and the remains of the trousers making somewhat of a mess. Fortunately the former trousers were already ruined, so it was all good.

There are times when neatness counts and times when it doesn't. McCoy figured that this fell into the later category, and besides, it washes off, so he grabbed hold and--still lip-locked with the green-blooded bugger, tugged as hard as he could until Spock gave it up all over his tunic, which previously had not been ruined, but that stuff washes off too, so that was all good too.

"Happy anniversary…Dear." Spock murmured, either unwilling or unable to open his eyes quite yet.

McCoy jerked his head up. "What did you say?"

Spock managed to raise one questioning lid. "You dislike the epithet?"

"You little devil; you knew the whole time."

"Of course. Unlike Humans, I retain all important information--"

"Do you want to fight or make out?"

Spock appeared to consider.

McCoy scowled dangerously. "Spock, ordinarily I'd work with you on that, but let me let you in on a secret to a long and happy relationship that I had to learn the wrong way: on one's anniversary night, there's only one correct answer."

Spock put a hand to his flaccid genitals. "Then perhaps you should ask again in fifteen minutes, when my answer would be different."

"I'll wait. McCoy kicked of the remnants of his trousers and settled into the crook of Spock's arm.

They lay there kissing and touching for quite a long time until McCoy had forgotten all about his first kiss question and was mostly interested in when the next one would be and on which body part.

So many options, and fifteen minutes was so little time.



It wasn't until after that thing with the katra and the fal-tor-pan when McCoy was trying to sort out which of the memories inside his head were whose that he discovered Spock did remember after all. Their first kiss had been on Garndier IV, about three weeks after the first time they'd…well, you know.

They'd been partnered for a survey of botanicals with the potential for medicinal use. It was a lovely planet: warm, lush and noticeably humid--like an Earth tropical resort. With the sunshine, the rich floral fragrances, and the Garden of Eden atmosphere, McCoy's mind began to wander from the job. Atypical for him, yes, but for the past couple weeks his brain had been short-changed on blood flow by another body part that had turned out to be surprisingly greedy, so perhaps it hadn't been an entirely unanticipated occurrence.

He'd started thinking about Adam and Eve, naked and alone, kissing under the fig trees, and working on making little Able. While he wouldn't really want to change the liver-hearted, two-legged, pain-in-the-neck, he did find himself wishing that Spock were just a wee bit more Human: McCoy himself wouldn't mind making a little Cain right here. There's nothing quite like kissing your lover outside in broad daylight for God and everyone else to see, but with that stuffy, stiff-assed elf, McCoy supposed it was out of the question.

McCoy had jumped as a gentle hand to the back of his neck jerked him back to Garndier IV. He wondered if Spock could pick up his thoughts from that touch. Though it didn't much matter, it would be nice to know. He'd turned his head to make a rueful joke about his slacking off on the job and getting fired by the head of Sciences, but to his astonishment, Spock had leaned in and kissed him tenderly on the lips. Well, more like on the lips and tongue and teeth and tonsils and uvula (Dear God, but the things that man could do with his tongue! No wonder women go nutso for Vulcans. McCoy supposed they were trying to keep that secret all to themselves; he'd have to take that issue up with Christine one day.) but the important point being that that indeed had been their first kiss.

"So you can read my thoughts from there," McCoy had murmured when they'd paused for breath.

"Generalities only. Specific thought transfer requires specific pressure point contact and changes. Why do you ask? Does the possibility disturb you?" Spock had raised a curious eyebrow in a way that made McCoy think it was probably not part of his act.

"You God dammed, impossible son-of-a-bitch." McCoy had grinned and slipped him tongue again before he had time to change his pointy-eared, computerized mind.




"You God dammed, impossible son-of-a-bitch."

"Pardon?" The healer inquired from the other side of the room on Sileya.

"Nothing," McCoy said. "Just talking to--" He reached inside to the jumble of memories. "Myself." He chuckled as the healer no doubt strained to make some sense of Humans.

Coming back from the dead: that the Vulcans have got down pat, but try to predict one simple country doctor…

"May I see him now?" McCoy asked.

"You may."

He passed into the chamber where Spock sat in front of a computer. The three healers with him dropped their hands from his head.

Spock turned around and nodded to him in recognition.

"Hi, honey; I'm home." McCoy said and kissed him chastely on closed lips.



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